Wife, in worried tone: What's wrong? What are you doing?
Husband, rooting through bag: Relax, I'm looking for change, I want a bag of chips.
Wife: Oh, I want chips, I'll go with you and pick them out. I want to stare at the wall of snacks.
Husband: There is no wall of snacks, only a vending machine. I'll get you chips.
Wife: Okay, and maybe a brownie.
Husband: I don't have enough, I'm getting a drink, chips are salty.
Wife: You can eat chips, then the brownie, no more thirst!
Husband: What do you want to drink?
Wife: Actually, I want ice cream.
Husband: There is no ice cream, only overpriced gelatto.
Overheard by: rick