Business-casual guy: Damn, that bitch was fine!
Business-casual girl: Oh, shut your pimp hole, Jerry.
–A Train
Overheard by: whit
Business-casual guy: Damn, that bitch was fine!
Business-casual girl: Oh, shut your pimp hole, Jerry.
–A Train
Overheard by: whit
Katie Couric: So apparently the kids have this new thing called ‘friends with benefits.’
–Restaurant, Rockefeller Center
Overheard by: Waiter dude
Girl #1: God, the 6 train takes so long to come!
Girl #2: I know! Last week the n train took forever because someone tired to commit suicide in front of it.
Girl #1: That’s so lame… If i was going to commit suicide, I wouldn’t do it on the n train…
–6 Train
Overheard by: lyon
Busker, collecting money after singing: Hey, thanks man! Where are you from? China?
Passenger: Australia, mate!
Busker: Australia by way of China?
–6 Train
Overheard by: Emily
Target employee #1: What’s an ox?
Target employee #2: It’s a mama dog.
–Target, Atlantic Center
Overheard by: Alison
Nanny to four-year-old child playing in pretend taxi: So where are you taking me today?
Child: Umm… I don’t know yet.
Nanny: Okay, can you take me to the zoo?
Child: Okay, let’s go to the Bronx zoo!
Nanny: Okay, let’s go to the Central Park zoo instead!
–Appleseeds
Mom: The strap on my Swatch watch is broken again.
Daughter: You have two Pateks and a Rolex. Why do you give such a crap about that Swatch watch?
–14th St & Broadway
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist