Physics teacher: You guys can’t give me these vague answers! You need to be precise!
Girl, under her breath: Shut up. There, that’s precise.

–Bard High School, Queens

Overheard by: Sunny

Lanky guy to dude dressed as Waldo: Hah, I found you!
Waldo guy: I found you.
(waldo guy pummels lanky guy with striped pillow)

–International Pillow Fight, Union Square

Woman #1: Wait, we’re in Manhattan now?
Woman #2: Yes, we crossed the Harlem river.
Woman #1: But… We were in the Bronx. I didn’t know Manhattan went up that far.
Woman #2: We were in the part of the Bronx that’s next to Manhattan, not the part that’s north of it.
Woman #1: So Harlem isn’t in the Bronx?
Woman #2: That is correct. In fact, there are signs all over Harlem saying “Harlem: we’re not in the Bronx.“
Woman #1: Really?
Woman #2: No. Most of us managed to figure it out for ourselves.

–207^th St

Overheard by: Rose Fox