Dude: Yeah, so I gotta get my intestine.
–96th & Broadway
Overheard by: Already Got One
Man on cell: My left testicle’s on 57th Street, my leg’s on 58th Street, and my nose is falling off!
–57th & 5th
Overheard by: Megan
Lady to friend: She’s a wimp even though she ain’t got no legs.
–43rd & 8th
Overheard by: snayl
Bimbette: Like, I totally starting choking. Something got stuck in my coccyx. It was bad.
–College Walk, Columbia University
Overheard by: DD
Gangsta on cell: I got a strong tongue. Any mood you in, I can fix.
–E Houston & Orchard
Crazy old man, pointing and yelling at little kid: Your skin is on backwards! Don’t be naive!
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: tj