Archive for 2014

Look, the Chips are Red!

Co­lum­bia stu­dent #1: Would you like a free cook­ie from the Co­lum­bia an­ti-So­cial­ist club?
Co­lum­bia stu­dent #2: Should­n’t that be “earn a cook­ie”?

–Morn­ing­side Heights

Over­heard by: Mary Phillips-Sandy

…And He Has a Blog!

Girl #1: His name is Alan Gold­er?
Girl #2: Yes, he was on Amer­i­ca’s Most Want­ed and Un­solved Mys­ter­ies. They call him the ‘Din­ner­time Ban­dit’.
Girl #1: What does he steal?
Girl #2: High-class jew­el­ry. Bvl­gari, Tiffany, De­Beers.
Girl #1: Geez, talk­ing about steal­ing the fam­i­ly jew­els.

–Cen­tro-Fly Night­club, West 21st Street

Over­heard by: Pe­ter G