Archive for 2014

She’s Go­ing to Trans­fer to Belle­vue

Woman: …get on the bus be­cause I’m run­ning late for work.
Crazy la­dy: I don’t give a rat’s ass if you’re late for work! I don’t care if you get to work and your boss punch­es you in the face and breaks your nose! I have the right to look for a seat!
Bus: …

Crazy la­dy storms off the next bus.

Woman: Every day she does that. I can’t take it any­more.

–X37 bus

Med­i­c­i­nal Wednes­day One-Lin­ers

Dude: … So she smoked some pot and said, ‘This is­n’t work­ing. I need to shoot some hero­in.’

–26th St & 8th Ave

Pro­fes­sor: Every good pro­fes­sor smokes mar­i­jua­na.

–John Jay Col­lege

Over­heard by: soccerking3t

Fat guy: Hey, I just fin­ished run­ning the marathon — let’s call Jeff and go get high!

–12th St & 2nd Ave

Over­heard by: off white

Young pot­head: Hey, la­dy, could you spare some change to help sup­port my mar­i­jua­na habit?

–Bor­ough Hall Park, Stat­en Is­land

Fu­ture teacher: I think we should let the kids smoke pot every­day af­ter lunch… You know, just for kinder­garten.

–Spruce St & Gold St

Over­heard by: Kim

Chick on cell: For some rea­son that re­minds me of The Bell Jar. But prob­a­bly, I’m just still high.

–West 4th St & Greene

That Was Al­some

Guy: Re­mem­ber when your shit was all yel­low and shit? Re­mem­ber that? What hap­pened then?
Girl: I DON’T CARE!

–Broad­way & Grand