Archive for February, 2015

Play Halo until I Have a Seizure

Elementary schooler #1: Next week you can come and sleep over. And you know what I’m gonna do?
Elementary schooler #2, quivering with excitement: No, what?
Elementary schooler #1: The same thing as last time! [Both start giggling.] 

–F train

Overheard by: I wish they could quit that