Archive for 2015

Unwanted Foreigners

Cashier: Here’s your receipt. Have a nice day.
Customer: Thanks. Do you know how hard it is to get a taxi around here?
Cashier: Well, you are in Midtown Manhattan, so it’s pretty easy.
Customer: Thanks.
Cashier: Where are you from?
Customer: Staten Island.
Cashier, under breath: Figures…

–J. Crew, Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: Al

Why Are You Looking at Me Like That?

Thug #1: Like when I was on the bus the other day and one of them sat down next to me and I looked up and was like oh shit, it’s a he-bitch. I had to get up ’cause I didn’t want him to touch me.
Thug #2: Yeah man, I feel you, I wouldn’t want no he-bitch sittin’ next to me either.

–Queens bound F train