Girl on cell: It doesn’t matter how many people I’ve had sex with…If I can remember each of their names, then it isn’t a lot.
–32nd & Broadway
Overheard by: Tommy
Girl on cell: You had a threesome with the mayor of what?
–144th & Broadway
Overheard by: McFreaky
NYU boy: Pear applesauce, strawberry applesauce, banana applesauce. God, it’s like the apples did every other fruit in the garden!
–Food Emporium, Union Square
Dude: And after the party, everyone gets innoculated and takes the morning after pill.
–Taj Mahal, 6th St between 1st & 2nd
Overheard by: lish
Woman: The problem is that men are paradoxically both a reason to be celibate and to have large amounts of sex.
–140th & Broadway