Archive for 2015

Pe­dro Does Un­der­cov­er Work for Moms Through­out the Tri-State Area

Moth­er: Hon­ey, your dress is just too low. I know you don’t mean to, but when you wear things that show that much of you, you at­tract the wrong kind of men.
Scary Mex­i­can man sit­ting across: Oh hon­ey, you def­i­nite­ly do.
(girl hasti­ly pulls her dress up)

–1 Train

Over­heard by: An­na

Wednes­day One-lin­ers for Jung

Hobo: I was talk­ing to my ther­a­pist and she said, “Would you rather hurt your­self or some­one else?” And I start­ed to say “my­self” but then I thought she did­n’t want to hear that. So I told her that I would hurt some­one else. That seemed more sane.

–1 train

Over­heard by: James Gillece