Archive for 2015

…Don’t You Think?

Friend #1: Oh! We should all ride our bikes to Red Hook, check out the ball field, get Swedish meat­balls at Ikea and hang out at the flea mar­ket.
Friend #2:: I… can’t… do that.
Friend #1: Why? Oh, do you not own a bike?
Friend #2: No, I don’t. And… I al­so don’t know how to ride a bike.
Friend #1: What? And you live in Williams­burg?
Friend #3: Hey, it’s iron­ic.

–South Street Sea­port

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Write Off Anal-Bleach­ing As a Work Ex­pense

Blonde girl to guy friend: I’ve nev­er done re­al porn be­fore. What’s it like?

–Ford­ham Uni­ver­si­ty Lin­coln Cen­ter

Loud, long-haired, seem­ing­ly-straight white guy: So I wan­na do a pro­mo for the “hard-on” part!

–15th St & 5th Ave

Over­heard by: Fly­in’ Thing

Soros­ti­tute at near­by ta­ble: So I said, ‘if there’s gonna be sex, take out the cam­era.’

–Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: La­dle

Man, com­ing out of Peep World: Blu-Ray would of course make the mon­ey shot bet­ter… Not that I would know.

–33rd St

Over­heard by: Deep Tech