Girl to friend: So I got my horse, things got a little escalated… He got his horse…
Overheard by: ninja z
Small child on bike: Suck my butt monkey!
Metrosexual on cell: I can only hope the animal noises are promising for my night.
Overheard by: Argopelter
African man to African woman: I told you when you came to this country that you can’t touch old people, you can’t touch children, and you can’t touch animals.
–Central Park, near W 63rd St entrance
Overheard by: birdw0rks
Woman to another: He would go one way and the armadillo would go the other way…
–42nd St, outside Bryant Park
Overheard by: MPW
Sad girl to friend: I’d feel better if I just had lemurs to talk to.
–Washington Square Park