Archive for 2015

We’re Guess­ing You Don’t Share Those Jeans.

Well-dressed old­er woman to an­oth­er, in line for bath­room: I don’t know. I don’t think this has been Re­nee Flem­ing’s best; it’s ac­tu­al­ly pret­ty bad.
Sec­ond well-dressed la­dy: Hush! Some­one might hear you!
Well dressed la­dy: Who would care?
Girl stand­ing be­hind them in ripped jeans: I do! She’s my aunt!

–Met­ro­pol­i­tan Opera

Over­heard by: OperaBuff3122