Archive for 2015

Bill Gates: Ee­ex­cel­lent!

Man #1: Did you hear about An­na Nicole Smith?
Man #2: Yeah, I get news up­dates on my web­site. When I read that she was hos­pi­tal­ized I just kept re­fresh­ing the page un­til, fi­nal­ly, she was dead.
Man #1: Dude, that’s not right.

–El­e­va­tor, 25th & 6th

Over­heard by: Sarah

Cross On­ly at Wednes­day One-Lin­ers

Asian hip­ster to friend: A blind woman with a cane comes up to me at the cross­walk and asks if its okay to cross. I tell her yeah, the light just changed. Next cross­walk she catch­es up to me asks same ques­tion and I tell her no, the light is still red. She goes any­way. New York… Even the blind jay­walk!

–E 14th St & 2nd Ave

Young man to friend at cross­walk dur­ing a red light: Yo, jay­walk that shit!

–34th St & 7th Ave

30-some­thing man strate­giz­ing how to cross slush-pud­dle: Long jump! I did this in high school!

–3rd Ave & 10th St

Stooped old man in the cross­walk: Should­n’t be too bad… Should­n’t be too bad…(takes a step) Should­n’t be too bad…

–58th & 10th