Archive for 2015

Bill Gates: Eeexcellent!

Man #1: Did you hear about Anna Nicole Smith?
Man #2: Yeah, I get news updates on my website. When I read that she was hospitalized I just kept refreshing the page until, finally, she was dead.
Man #1: Dude, that’s not right.

–Elevator, 25th & 6th

Overheard by: Sarah

Cross Only at Wednesday One-Liners

Asian hipster to friend: A blind woman with a cane comes up to me at the crosswalk and asks if its okay to cross. I tell her yeah, the light just changed. Next crosswalk she catches up to me asks same question and I tell her no, the light is still red. She goes anyway. New York… Even the blind jaywalk!

–E 14th St & 2nd Ave

Young man to friend at crosswalk during a red light: Yo, jaywalk that shit!

–34th St & 7th Ave

30-something man strategizing how to cross slush-puddle: Long jump! I did this in high school!

–3rd Ave & 10th St

Stooped old man in the crosswalk: Shouldn’t be too bad… Shouldn’t be too bad…(takes a step) Shouldn’t be too bad…

–58th & 10th