Asian hipster to friend: A blind woman with a cane comes up to me at the crosswalk and asks if its okay to cross. I tell her yeah, the light just changed. Next crosswalk she catches up to me asks same question and I tell her no, the light is still red. She goes anyway. New York… Even the blind jaywalk!
–E 14th St & 2nd Ave
Young man to friend at crosswalk during a red light: Yo, jaywalk that shit!
–34th St & 7th Ave
30-something man strategizing how to cross slush-puddle: Long jump! I did this in high school!
–3rd Ave & 10th St
Stooped old man in the crosswalk: Shouldn’t be too bad… Shouldn’t be too bad…(takes a step) Shouldn’t be too bad…
–58th & 10th