Archive for 2015

Quite the Fuck­ing Con­trary

Angsty chick: I’m so tired of fuck­ing… chick­en broc­coli bake.
Chill gal pal: Fuck­ing? Sex on the mind?
Angsty chick: I’m not go­ing to change my vo­cab­u­lary just be­cause I had an ex­pe­ri­ence!

–6 train

Over­heard by: i hope you read this

To the Smart­phone, Bat­man!

Prep­py kid to fel­low prep­py kids: “oh, man, I did­n’t re­al­ize jet li was still alive!“
Prep­py friend: “who?“
Prep­py kid: “you know, jet li. That asian… Karate… Guy.“
Prep­py friend: “you mean bruce lee?“
Prep­py kid: “… No…”

–Queens-bound R Train

Over­heard by: Kate

…Which May Vary by State

Girl #1, turn­ing left: This way?
Guy: Your oth­er left.
Girl #2, al­most si­mul­ta­ne­ous­ly: Your oth­er right.

–Mott St