Archive for 2015

Quite the Fucking Contrary

Angsty chick: I’m so tired of fucking… chicken broccoli bake.
Chill gal pal: Fucking? Sex on the mind?
Angsty chick: I’m not going to change my vocabulary just because I had an experience!

–6 train

Overheard by: i hope you read this

To the Smartphone, Batman!

Preppy kid to fellow preppy kids: “oh, man, I didn’t realize jet li was still alive!“
Preppy friend: “who?“
Preppy kid: “you know, jet li. That asian… Karate… Guy.“
Preppy friend: “you mean bruce lee?“
Preppy kid: “… No…”

–Queens-bound R Train

Overheard by: Kate

…Which May Vary by State

Girl #1, turning left: This way?
Guy: Your other left.
Girl #2, almost simultaneously: Your other right.

–Mott St