Teenage girl: Ohmigod. Doesn’t she know that the “having big boobs” thing is, like, not in anymore?
Overheard by: Kevin
Girl to another: It splashed on my boob… Then he slurped it off!
–Charles & 4th
Overheard by: Eric
20-something guy, singing: I wanna touch some boobs. I wanna touch some boobs. I wanna touch some boobs. I wanna find my motherfucking sock, ’cause I don’t know where it is. I wanna touch some boobs…
Angry hobo to college chick with big boobs zipping up her jacket: Don’t put them titties away!
–5th & 21st
Elderly woman to husband: I keep my business in my bosom!