Archive for 2015

The Typical Teenage Dystopian Future

Youth #1: We should see Hunger Games!
Youth #2: Is it scary? I don’t like scary.
Youth #1: No, it’s about the the future.
Youth #2: Like 1984?
Youth #1: Yeah, but, like, in the future.

–Holland Tunnel

Overheard by: lolyutes

In Fairness, Sinatra Never Mentioned That New York Has Hobos

20-something girl #1: I hate that I kinda like that new song by Katy Perry–California girls.
20-something girl #2: That bitch is lying. I was just in LA, and the goddamn beach was freezing, and there were nothing but hippies on the boardwalk.
20-something girl #1: I guess… Maybe Katy was trying to help California tourism.

–22nd St & 7th Ave

For You? Five Dollars.

Customer: How much is a six-inch?
Counter guy: What kind of meat?
Customer: You know… regular.
Counter guy: What kind?
Customer: Like, a five dollar foot-long?

–Subway, 103 & Broadway