Archive for 2015

The Typ­i­cal Teenage Dystopi­an Fu­ture

Youth #1: We should see Hunger Games!
Youth #2: Is it scary? I don’t like scary.
Youth #1: No, it’s about the the fu­ture.
Youth #2: Like 1984?
Youth #1: Yeah, but, like, in the fu­ture.

–Hol­land Tun­nel

Over­heard by: lolyutes

In Fair­ness, Sina­tra Nev­er Men­tioned That New York Has Ho­bos

20-some­thing girl #1: I hate that I kin­da like that new song by Katy Perry–California girls.
20-some­thing girl #2: That bitch is ly­ing. I was just in LA, and the god­damn beach was freez­ing, and there were noth­ing but hip­pies on the board­walk.
20-some­thing girl #1: I guess… Maybe Katy was try­ing to help Cal­i­for­nia tourism.

–22nd St & 7th Ave

For You? Five Dol­lars.

Cus­tomer: How much is a six-inch?
Counter guy: What kind of meat?
Cus­tomer: You know… reg­u­lar.
Counter guy: What kind?
Cus­tomer: Like, a five dol­lar foot-long?

–Sub­way, 103 & Broad­way