Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds look-alike: Well, you tell her that I will cut Miss Daisy before I drive her.
–51st & 8th
Overheard by: Nigel
Chick to guy: I’ll give you 20 bucks and suck your dick the whole way if you give me a ride home.
–5th & 2nd
Woman to man: Well, if we’re not going to drive anywhere, we might as well drink!
Overheard by: Hazel
Lady to friend: Yeah, he traded the Camry for a Tahoe, so now the sperm and eggs can all fit into one car.
–49th & 5th
Overheard by: seann r
Messenger with hand truck: Tell them there is no fucking truck — I’m the truck!
–28th & 7th