Archive for 2016

If On­ly the Pro­duc­tion Crew Of The Hills Could Do This

Hy­per teenage blonde: Hey, know what I just re­al­ized?
20-some­thing blonde sis­ter: Okay, wait. In the in­ter­est of sav­ing time, I’m gonna pull my hand back like so be­fore you start talk­ing. Now you can go ahead and say what you want­ed to say, but just know that if it’s some­thing ig­no­rant or re­tard­ed, I’m gonna slap you out of your shoes and right off the side­walk, and then keep slap­ping you un­til we get home. Is what­ev­er you want to say worth it?
(long pause)
Hy­per teenage blonde: No?

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Re­al­ly want to know what she was gonna say

The JDat­ing Of Wednes­day One-Lin­ers

JAP girl on line: Why would I be boo­gieing at tem­ple?

–H&M

Over­heard by: Sand­jig­gie

Red­head JAP: It’s too bright, I can’t hear you…

–41st & 3rd

JAP: Is sav­ing the whales still, like, a thing?

–F Train

20-some­thing JAP on cell: I mean: I don’t want to say that I live in a bub­ble, but the on­ly peo­ple I’ve spo­ken to in the last week and a half are you and my door­man.

–42nd St & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Pe­te