Young suit: Does putting my Oxycontin dealer into my new phone before Laura* make me a bad boyfriend?
Female Suit: No… I think that just makes you a drug addict.
–61st St & Park Ave
Archive for 2016
The People Who Film and Distribute It?
Teenage girl: But she sucks a lot of dick for money!
Teenage boy: At least she’s getting paid! You suck a lot of dick for free! Who’s the winner in that situation?
–153rd St & Amsterdam Ave
Overheard by: Emily
Mrs. Obama’s Quite Capable Of Taking Care Of Herself
Older man: I’m really excited for Michelle.
Older woman: I’m really worried for Michelle.
–Willets Point
Overheard by: TCS
What is Winter, If Not the Frozen Aged?
Very old woman (to hobo): …I already told you! If I had any money, you think I’d be walking out here in this?
–2nd Ave. & 16th St.
Overheard by: garrett
