Archive for September, 2017

Some Peo­ple Should­n’t Watch NO­VA

Back­pack­er #1: What’s up with this DNA crap?
Back­pack­er #2: Yeah, I know…
Back­pack­er #1: Yeah… Like, that spi­ral stair­case they show on TV — where is that in your body?
Back­pack­er #2: Yeah, dude, for re­al.
Back­pack­er #1: Yeah, man, you can’t trust sci­ence.

–Brook­lyn-bound 4 train

“Have they set a date?”

Guy #1: Yeah, I’m go­ing home again next month. My par­ents are sort of ob­sessed with me be­cause I’m an on­ly child.
Guy #2: You’re an on­ly child? Oh man, I feel so bad for your par­ents. They are go­ing to be so de­pressed when you die.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Shoshana