Girl in geometrical dress: Whoa!
Girl in solid print dress: What?!
Girl in geometrical dress: I just looked down at my dress and got so dizzy!
–Park Ave & 40th St
Archive for 2017
This Country Really Is a Meritocracy
Guy #1: He inherited something like 35 million after taxes.
Guy #2: What an asshole.
Guy #1 (laughing): Yeah, and you know he’s gonna be fuckin’ broke in like two years.
–30th & 6th
New Yorkers Can Be So Competitive
Man #1: My dog puked twice last night.
Man #2: Just twice?
–Houston & Hudson
Overheard by: Frank M
Dude, Even the Bible Is Just a Book
Surly man: God, it’s just a book!
Man sprinting by, defiantly: No, it’s not!
–17th & Union Square West
But I’m Not at All Happy with These Glasses
Chick: I like your grandma.
Guy: He’s a dude.
Chick: Oh… I like your grandpa.
–City College
Overheard by: Low Quality pictures online
We Should Move to the Country. Where I Can Beat You
Seven-year-old boy (spelling everything he says): D‑a-d-c-a-n-I-h-a-v-e-a-d-o‑g?
Dad: N‑o-t-n-o‑w.
Seven-year-old boy: Shut yo’ mouth!
–Uptown 6 Train
What’s Eating Wednesday One-Liners?
NYU guy on cell: Hey dude, I just wanted you to know that I left my burrito in your fridge. Yeah, I’ll come around next Tuesday to pick it up.
–South Street Seaport
Overheard by: Julium
Rotund old woman at lesbian hipster cafe: Give me a sesame bagel, pound it down till it’s flat, then toast it till it has a nice rich brown coating. And please, a coffee with cream. Make it a nice tan color.
–Paradise Cafe, 8th & 17th
Overheard by: Sebastian White
Middle aged dad, yelling while crossing street with sons: I will learn to make Pad Thai!
–Union Square
Girl on phone: But seriously, you give me good food, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll have a thing for you.
–Union Square Park
Overheard by: molly
Man: You know, when I was 25 all I thought about was spending the night at the Playboy mansion. And now I’m 35, and all I really want to do is eat barbecue.
–Hill Country BBQ
Overheard by: I’m just here for the ribs.
