Archive for 2017

To Con­fuse As­sas­sins

Con­fused lit­tle boy look­ing at dozens of San­tas in San­ta­con: I thought there is on­ly one San­ta Claus.
Moth­er: Those are San­ta’s helpers. San­ta can’t do every­thing by him­self.
Lit­tle boy: But why are they dressed like San­ta?
Moth­er, ex­as­per­at­ed: I don’t know.

–3 train, Times Square

Over­heard by: Er­ic Kuo