Archive for 2017

My Friend's From Special K-Town, Sir

Girl on street: Where are we?
Friend: K-town.
Girl on street: Oh really? Yoboseyo? Saranghaeyo. Kamsahamnida!
Friend: Shhh!
Girl on street: (continues to mumble random Korean words)
Random foreigner: Girl, you in the wrong city.

–K-Town

Overheard by: EunMi

And It Goes With My Top

Man to friend: What's with the man bag?
Friend: It's not a man purse, it's a satchel!

–NYU Medical Center

Overheard by: Anthony

Guys Foolishly Believe It's All About Money and Penis Size

Girl to friend: I mean, it's not like I'm asking for a lot!
Friend: Of course you're not!
Girl to friend: All I ask for is that when we go out to karaoke, that he really wants to sing his heart out. All I want is for a man to want to go to karaoke with me every weekend. It's like I'm torturing him or something!
Friend: What!? No! That's ridiculous!

–25th St & 8th Ave