Archive for 2017

Wednes­day One-lin­ers Are a Mat­ter of Opin­ion

Ethan Hawke: Man, every­body’s fat.

–Em­ploy­ees On­ly, Hud­son St

Over­heard by: mol­ly

Guy on cell: But you’re not fat in Amer­i­ca!

–Ozzie’s Cof­fee III, 5th Ave, Park Slope