Archive for May, 2018

That’s a Long Time for a La­dy Gaga Fan!

Man #1: You ain’t even seen her in five years?
Man #2: Naw…
Man #1: Shit, man, that’s a long time!
Man #2: I know. I was sup­posed to see her, but then I got locked up…

–Bain­bridge Ave & 191st St

Prob­a­bly Why Adam San­dler’s Ca­reer Is in a Freefall

20-some­thing dude #1: Dude, did you just fart?
20-some­thing dude #2: Shit, that stinks.
20-some­thing dude #1: It smells like a turd wrapped in burnt hair!
20-some­thing dude #2: It smells like Big­foot’s dick!
20-some­thing dude #1: It smells like the in­side of a pros­thet­ic leg!
[Five min­utes of same.]20-something chick, ex­as­per­at­ed: You know, this is­n’t fun­ny any­more!

–Metro-North Train to Pough­keep­sie

Over­heard by: Jen­ni