Archive for May, 2018

That’s a Long Time for a Lady Gaga Fan!

Man #1: You ain’t even seen her in five years?
Man #2: Naw…
Man #1: Shit, man, that’s a long time!
Man #2: I know. I was supposed to see her, but then I got locked up…

–Bainbridge Ave & 191st St

Probably Why Adam Sandler’s Career Is in a Freefall

20-something dude #1: Dude, did you just fart?
20-something dude #2: Shit, that stinks.
20-something dude #1: It smells like a turd wrapped in burnt hair!
20-something dude #2: It smells like Bigfoot’s dick!
20-something dude #1: It smells like the inside of a prosthetic leg!
[Five minutes of same.]20-something chick, exasperated: You know, this isn’t funny anymore!

–Metro-North Train to Poughkeepsie

Overheard by: Jenni