Archive for July, 2018

Does That Mean Your Dad Was Gettin’ Nun?

Elderly health teacher to 8th grade students: Abstinence is the only way to ensure safety from STDs. Trust me.
Student: Oooh! Like a nun! (class laughs)
Elderly health teacher: Ugh! I don’t get it! Why does everyone laugh at nun jokes? Nuns are wonderful, empowered women. My mother was a nun, you know?

–93rd & Amsterdam

Define “Better”

Drunk boy: God, fucking Bedford is so fucking gentrified.
Drunk girl: Go to the Lorimer stop. It’s way better there.

–Bedford Avenue station

Overheard by: Ami