20-ish woman: Why do they call it waiting on line instead of waiting in line? Is that like a New York thing? Is that like calling it smoking up instead of smoking out?
–58th & Park
Overheard by: marisa
Guy: Well, I think absent-minded means more like… Uh… Like…
–Broadway & Waverly
Future lawyer chick: Wait… So that’s the rebuttal? Rebuttal? Is that a word? Or is the word ‘counterargument’? Or am I just making up words?
–LSAT class, Cooper Square
Four-year-old girl to little boy who spoke in Spanish: I don’t speak your English!
–Claremont Park, Bronx
Overheard by: ClaRity
JAP to boyfriend: I don’t want anything that I can’t, like, pronounce right now.
–St Mark’s falafel district