Girl to friend: Yeah, I’m auditioning for a national tour of A Chorus Line in two weeks. I guess I better learn to sing.
–72nd St & Broadway
Guy with map to blonde tourist friend: And all the shows that are “on Broadway” are actually located on a street called “Broadway.” I just learned that.
Overheard by: KB
Director to actor: If you miss that entrance again I am going to shit a brick on the stage and throw it at you.
–Piper Theater, Park Slope
Overheard by: Sunny
Kid in line for Shakespeare in the Park tickets: So is this all, like, gonna be in that Shakespeare language?
–Central Park, Delacorte Theatre
Overheard by: Megan