Archive for 2018

He’s More of a Skype Dude

Woman #1: I called him and I called him, and he kept letting it go to voice mail!
Woman #2: Well, maybe he wasn’t there. Or maybe he just didn’t want to talk to you.
Woman #1: But, like, it could’ve been Jesus on the phone! And he wasn’t answering!
Woman #2: Uh, Jesus wouldn’t call on a cell phone.

–M15 bus

I’d prefer if you just held me, like all the other times

Hobo: Let me sit in your lap and belch like a naughty girl!
Young man: Okay, now I’m freaked out.

–23rd & 6th

Overheard by: Zed

Headline by: tab

Runners-Up:
· “But That’s Just The Acid. Have A Seat!” — Lalaith
· “But Not Sufficiently So to Decline Your Generous Offer” — andy
· “Dad, Im Getting to Old for That!!” — not again!
· “Go Home, Britney.” — EKC
· “It Sucks to Be New York Santa” — aileen
· “Please Go Back to Humping My Leg.” — Dennis
· “The Fairy God Hobo Can Make All Your Dreams Come True…” — Uulargh of the Prairie

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