Young NYU female student #1: Bitch thinks she’s shopping at Neiman Marcus, but she just shopping at Aldo.
Young NYU female student #2: That is so, so true.
–12th St & University
Overheard by: adam
Archive for 2018
Its Genius Is in Its Simplicity
Girl #1: What do you want to do now?
Girl #2: I don’t know, what do you think we should do?
Girl #1: Let’s drink beer!
Girl #2: Okay!
–Brewtopia, Pier 92
Overheard by: its that or clean the port-o-pottys
