Archive for 2018

Ja­son Was a Fi­nal-Round Draft Pick for the Oth­er Team

Dude: So I fi­nal­ly saw Lisa’s* tits. Good stuff, man.
Friend: Yeah? Are they big?
Dude: Not at all. But it’s bet­ter that way. A hand­ful is enough.
Friend: So it’s like nuts?
Dude: What the fuck?
Friend: No! I mean they say a hand­ful of nuts is enough pro­tein for the day! That came out to­tal­ly wrong!
Dude: What­ev­er you say…Tinkerbell.

–67th & Colum­bus

What She Did Was Clay Mod­el­ing

20-some­thing guy to friend: You’re girl­friend’s a mod­el? Nice! (pause) My girl­friend did mod­el­ing once.
20-some­thing friend: Yeah?
20-some­thing guy: Yeah. She was too short, though.

–Prince St, So­ho

Over­heard by: Kather­ine