Archive for 2018

Bukkake Is So Five Min­utes Ago

High school lati­na #1: Yeah, she’s re­al­ly sexy.
High school lati­na #2: Her lips are re­al­ly soft.
High school lati­na #3: Yeah, you guys, her eye gunk’s sexy, too. I’d to­tal­ly eat her eye gunk.
High school lati­na #2: Yeah, that’s true. I would, too.

–1 train

Over­heard by: de­fine sexy

Thank You Very Much, I’ll Be Here un­til Thurs­day

An­gry rid­er af­ter miss­ing a stop: Why can’t you just pull over? You was on­ly like this far away?
Bus dri­ver: I can on­ly stop at des­ig­nat­ed stops, I’m sor­ry.
An­gry rid­er: You could have stopped, you just want­ed to be a dick.
Bus dri­ver: Yeah, you would know — you suck enough of it.

–BX9 bus

Over­heard by: Don’t know much about it