Teen: When I was young and fat I used to dream about scooping out my fat with a teaspoon. I was a deeply disturbed child.
Hobo: I had a wife! She was 389 pounds and had three stomachs. Now, I know a man never runs from his wife, but after a night with her — call me what you want — but I ran.
Little girl: All ugly and fat people should be banned from the train.
Hipster: Have you ever seen a fat girl in spandex on weed?
Chubby teen chick: Bacon and soda, that’s my fucking bread and butter!
–14th & 1st
Overheard by: Bread and butter, that’s my fucking bread and butter
Fat lady eating pizza: Well, you know, I figured this was just as good as a salad…
Overheard by: Wondering