Archive for 2018

Define “Better”

Drunk boy: God, fucking Bedford is so fucking gentrified.
Drunk girl: Go to the Lorimer stop. It’s way better there.

–Bedford Avenue station

Overheard by: Ami

“Tunnel Vision:” Defined

Man to friend: So, where did you find the cane you’re using, it looks like just what I need.
Friend: Oh, at a CVS near Jersey.
Man: What’s “near Jersey”?
Friend: Just through a tunnel, you know… Jersey.

–W 71 & Broadway

Overheard by: Revedgoldberg