Black girl: But, I mean, other than the hating everyone part, he was the nicest neo-Nazi I’ve ever met.
Biker dude: I’m a Puerto Rican Nazi! I can’t be racist!
–Outside Pyramid Club, Ave A
Thug entering train at rush hour: Man, it’s like the fucking Holocaust in here.
Overheard by: Stella Blue
Worker: I think the Holocaust sounds so bad because it’s the ‘Holocaust.’ We should start calling it the ‘Jollycaust.’
Blonde tourist: The date was okay… I mean, the only problem I have is with his politics. And then there was that whole, um, like… racial thing. You know, all that Aryan stuff.
–Crowded M96 crosstown bus
Overheard by: Socky