Archive for 2018

Es­pe­cial­ly When It Pre­dicts a Black Hole at the Big Bang

Good look­ing brunette: Yeah, then we talked about physics.
In­trigued girl pal: Oh, re­al­ly? Why?
Good look­ing brunette: Not sure, but I re­mem­ber it turned me on.
In­trigued girl pal: Oh…
(awk­ward si­lence)
Hot guy pal: (nods head)
Good look­ing brunette: What? I re­al­ly like physics! Its the math… I re­al­ly like math.

–Park Ave

Over­heard by: an­gela

Not-So-Ed­u­cat­ed Wednes­day One-lin­ers

Woman: Hi, I just re­al­ized to­day that my wal­let was stolen a month ago.

–Chase Man­hat­tan, Broad­way & 73rd

Over­heard by: Su­san Vol­chok

Guy: I’ll have a Ma­hat­ma grande.

–Star­bucks, Broad­way & 98th

La­dy: If it was a re­al for­tune-teller or what­ev­er, they’re not sup­posed to charge you, right?

–78th & 2nd

Over­heard by: Todd Seavey