Archive for 2018

It Only Got Worse When She Whipped out an Abacus

Lady #1: That’s cute. [Gesturing to jungle-print stretchy book cover.] Where’d you get it?
Lady #2: The 99-cent store.
Lady #1: How much was it?

Headline by: peetower

Runners-Up:

· “And what did it cost to install it?” — Jerry Jeff

· “Green.” — sandie

· “The same as one of your “services”” — Numerica

· “There are three kinds of people in the world–those than can count and those who can’t” — Cousin Al

· “What’s in a name, really?” — Rionn Fears Malechem


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