Chick: Oh, yeah, you were gonna call your mom.
Dude: I was?
Chick: Yeah — about your sister.
Dude: Oh, yeah. What did you want me to ask her?
–Union Square
Overheard by: The Antithesis
Archive for 2019
That Gets Him to Move from Staring to Touching
A guy is ogling two girls.
Girl #1: Oh, no. What do you do when a Jewish guy won’t stop staring at you?
Girl #2: The sign of the cross.
–Starbucks, Queens
I’ve Always Dreamed of Birthing a Kennedy
Hipster girl: [Inaudible]… Sex with animals.
Hipster guy: You have sex with animals?
Hipster girl: I said I wish I had sex with animals.
Hipster guy: Oh, yeah.
–South St Seaport
But Not The Tongue Baths
Tall girl: I think I’m part dog.
Short girl: That explains a lot.
–Kings Highway, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Margot
