Woman #1 (seated) to woman #2 (entering train): Nice sandals!
Woman #2: Thanks.
Woman #1: I used to have those same sandals. I beat a man in his face with that sandal!
Woman #2: (silent)
Woman #1: Yeah, that motherfucker came up behind me on the boardwalk in Coney Island and tried to feel up on me. I beat him in the face with my sandal. And my husband told me, “you shouldn't have been wearing that short skirt.” I said, “I can wear whatever the fuck I want!”
Woman #2: Oh.
Overheard by: Allison B