Archive for 2019

Now Re­cruit­ing: Army of Trashed Spies

Drunk Jer­sey girl #1: I can nev­er sub­mit any­thing to Over­heard in New York
Drunk Jer­sey girl #2: Why not? You’re in New York more than you’re in Jer­sey.
Drunk Jer­sey girl #1: Yeah but by the time I get home I’m drunk and I for­get what I heard.
Drunk Jer­sey girl #2: You’re a fuckin’ mess. Get a lap­top.

–5th Ave & Union