Man screaming on phone: If you got kids and you’re not gonna let the uncle know… That ain’t right!
–Forest Hills, Queens
Overheard by: Sara
Suit on cell: I punched my daughter in the fucking head yesterday.
–Hudson & Vandam
Overheard by: Alex
Girl to guy: Yeah… My sister’s autistic, so we went to Disney World a lot…
Overheard by: Benf
Balding overweight preppy player, holding golf clubs: Dude, I had sex with her twin sister and it was by far better than the other one man.