Archive for September, 2020

…Away from Witnesses

Mom on stoop: Don’t you skate too far from the house!
Four-year-old boy on skateboard: Moooooooom! Go insiiiiide the hoooooouse! I don’t need you!
Mom neighbor: Did he just tell me to go inside the house? Boy, you just wait till *you* come inside the house!

–Monroe & Franklin, Bed-Stuy

Overheard by: Tigertail

We’re Not, Dear Reader

Gay kid: And Sarah asked her boyfriend Zak if he wanted to have a threesome with Nick and…
Hobo, interrupting: Yes!
Fag hag: Jesus!
Gay kid: We’re pretending that didn’t happen.

–Times Square