Hispanic girl to group of friends: Ugh now I have to be the one who drives drunk, and I can’t get another DUI!
–118th St & Amsterdam
Conductor: Let go of the doors in the front, please! We do have somewhere to go. This is not your own personal stretch limo. Thank you! (doors close)
Overheard by: agreed.
30-something on cell: The guy called me an anti-Semite. I said, I’m not an anti-Semite, I’m an anti-people who can’t drive.
Bro to others: Hondas and spoilers go hand in hand. Just like women and vaginas.
Overheard by: Brianna