Archive for 2020

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Platinum blonde to brunette friend: Should I be tanning?
Brunette friend, earnestly: You’re already tan! You’re a tan person!
Blonde girl: No I’m not!

–Columbia University

No Shit?

Teen boy #1: Yo son, butt sex mad disgusting.
Teen boy #2: No, it ain’t. If she shit before you do it you won’t get no poop on yo dick.
Teen boy #1: Pfft. They always be shit in her ass even if she shits.
Teen boy #2: Nah, son.
Teen boy #1: When you pull the mushroom out there gonna be shit under it.
Teen boy #2: Ha, ha, ha! No, it ain’t…Ask her about it.

–R train

Overheard by: Evan Walsh