Archive for 2020

…By Show Of Hands?

Woman beg­ging: Spare some change? Any­one spare some change? Can I have the rest of your drink?
Woman sit­ting on plat­form bench: I’m not giv­ing you my fuck­ing drink!
Woman beg­ging: Eat me!
Woman sit­ting on plat­form bench: Who the fuck would want to eat your pussy?

–7 Train

Over­heard by: Scott

…Now You Have Fake Hunger

Girl: I’m still so hun­gry!
Guy: I told you, you should have eat­en some of my Cal­i­for­nia roll.
Girl: But it had dead an­i­mal in it. (pause) Well, fake dead an­i­mal, but still… see more.
Guy: Yeah, I get it…

–Christo­pher St

When Suf­fer­ers Meet Surfers

Young Jew­ish boy hand­ing out fly­ers: Are you Jew­ish?
Cou­ple walk­ing by: No, we’re Aus­tralian.

–7th Ave & 56th St

Over­heard by: Lisa