Guy on cell: I know people that have just cut the bottom off their t‑shirt and pooped into that…
–Broadway & W 25th St
Woman to friend, waiting for light to change: Yes, girl! These damn Activia had my shit wrecked yesterday!
Girl on cell: Tasha tried it, but she shit to much.
–Broadway & 102nd St
Woman on bus, shouting to bus driver: Fuck! I have to shit! Hurry, I have to shit!
Middle aged guy to: Yeah man, the best place to take a dump in high school was at the stadium behind the bleachers.
–71st & Columbus
Overheard by: This Charming Man
20-something to friend: And you know, he pooped on my pillow.
Mailwoman on cell: Did a pigeon shit on your head, yet?
–Park Ave & 97th