Archive for 2021

Damp, De­li­cious Wednes­day One-Lin­ers

Man on cell: Is your vagi­na swelled to the same de­gree as my pe­nis is swelled?

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Say­Wh­h­haat

40-ish guy on cell: So, did she show you her vagi­na?

–43rd & 3rd

Black guy on cell: This is why I nev­er beg for pussy!

–Spring St & 6th Ave

Over­heard by: Emi­ly B

Girl: My vagi­na is the Lin­coln Tun­nel.

–NJ Tran­sit, Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Ja­son Kru­ta

13-year-old boy to teen girl: I mean, the pussy’s good, but it ain’t that good.

–Ja­maica-bound E train

Over­heard by: Rhon­da hearts Queens

Chick on cell: I don’t know why I lis­tened to you. It hurt. A lot. My vagi­na feels like it’s on fire. I’m nev­er do­ing that again.

–92nd & 3rd