Archive for February, 2022

Hope Her Charger Has a Really Long Cord

Hippy girl: So yeah, we are gonna be living in this yurt for a year without electricity or running water or anything. It’s all about getting back to our roots and stuff.
Guy: No electricity or anything? What if you have to call someone or something?
Hippy girl: I’ll just use my cell phone.

–Central Park

Overheard by: Kelly Ernst

In Prison, You Learn to Think Things Through

Taped bus announcement: Assaulting a bus driver is a felony.
Woman on bus: It’s also a bad idea, especially if he’s driving the bus.

–M104 Bus

Overheard by: Libby Kessman