Archive for May, 2022

…So He’ll Have Killer Legs and an Oscar Nod?

Pretty girl:
Wow fact of the day thats super depressing : Matt mcconaughey now weighs only 20 lbs more than me. Fml.
Guy friend: He’s also playing an aids patient.
Pretty girl: Oh.

–40th and 6th

Overheard by: Dan

…Why’re People Staring at Us?

Youngblood thug #1: Yo, I just came from the doctor and my shit was just violated.
Youngblood thug #2: Nigga, what you talkn’ bout?
Youngblood thug #1: He just grabbed my shit and told me to cough.
Youngblood thug #2: Yo dick?
Youngblood thug #1: Yeah, nigga!
Youngblood thug #2: Get the fuck outta here.
Youngblood thug #1, depressingly: Yeah, nigga.
Middle aged thug: That shit ain’t nothing. I had a colonoscopy or whatever the fuck it’s called.
Youngblood thug #1: What the fuck is that?
Middle aged thug: I don’t know, but the nigga went up my ass.
Youngblood thug #1 and #2: What the fuck?
Middle aged thug: Nah, but I’m not gonna front, though that shit tickled at first.

–Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn